Footie Me Bananas

Footie Me Bananas was the first city created by Elgioh, ruled by his loyal servant Mayor JC Superstud. It existed solely to facilitate the creation of a world-class football team, and its roads were built entirely of four-way intersections.

History
Footie Me Bananas was created when Elgioh decided he wanted to own a top-ranked team for football, a sport he did not understand and never learned the rules of. Using several dozen loans he never payed back, he built apartment complexes barely able to sustain human life connected by unending streams of intersections. The city was often plagued by fire, a problem which Elgioh completely ignored as he was preoccupied with building casinos for children. Meanwhile, League Promotions and football things were happening. Once the Footie Me Bananas team was promoted to First League, Elgioh abandoned the city and left it to burn.

In the midst of the destruction, the populace fled, abandoning their children, while parents from neighboring cities started dropping their kids off.