We Make Sh*t Up

"'I don't feel like it matters if you're accurate or good, only if you're fast' - Elgioh" We Make Sh*t Up was Elgioh's fake news company, run by the unrespectable but hard-working Duke Singleton. Operating out of a huge sweatshop, the company pumped out hundreds of articles a day - none of which had any factual basis at all. The paper was notable for its horrendous quality, low price, and use of off-brand comic sans.

History
On its first day of operation, We Make Sh*t Up was bribed by the mayor's office to write good things about him. Encouraged by this early success, Elgioh began hiring hordes of apparently homeless writers who started living in the upstairs lounge. The writers were not provided with computers, so they just pretended to type on their desks. The articles still got written, somehow. A few weeks and a bit of market manipulation later, We make Sh*t Up had made 102 million dollars and was on a brief hiatus - working on their mega-issue of 10,007 articles. The release of this issue caused severe damage to space-time and it is unknown if anyone ever read it.