Stolen Sh*t

Stolen Sh*t was an overpriced t-shirt store and art installation founded by Elgioh. The retail portion was managed by a whitewalker and staffed with soulless humans possessed by sentient resumés. Behind the storefront lay the maze gallery, holding the crown jewel of the installation: a rack of basically normal shirts each priced at $9,999. Stolen Sh*t made very little money and ended up over a million dollars in debt, but you can't put a price on art.

Symbolism
The signs on the storefront represent the Nike logo's harrowing escape from the wrath of the stolen shopping cart. The annoying, washed-out, overly-lit maze represents the futility of modern existence and the ever-present menace of materialism. The specific shirts on display are indicative of the emotionality, universality, and sentimentality of reality.