Hipsters

"'You know, you wouldn't know it by looking at me, but uh, I did 23 and Me and it turns out that I have heritage in all cultures.' - A Hipster" Hipsterism is a terrible subculture that causes pain to everyone around it. Hipsters are known for their terrible taste in footwear, as well as an addiction to goofy suspenders and cold brews. They are completely single minded and will relentlessly hound any source of tacky fashion or vinyl records. The only way to scare off a hipster is to present them with a beer that's not an IPA.