OH MY STARS EVERYTHING IS SO CHEAP

OH MY STARS EVERYTHING IS SO CHEAP was a startup shopping website commanded by Elgioh and his associate, the eccentric millionaire Chad Broski. Organized under the parent corporation TeqnifiiBeta.io.edu.ca.us.gov, the company orchestrated a six-year long coup to take over the entire internet. It was during the reign of this horrid startup that Grace first infiltrated Elgioh's operations.

History
OH MY STARS EVERYTHING IS SO CHEAP was founded in a dingy basement, where Chad Broski commanded his miserable workers from within the safety of his plant fortress. Grace attempted to infiltrate the company during its early days - but was imprisoned in a tower of water coolers. Through gradual expansion and completely selling out to advertisers, the website slowly absorbed all their competition into a series of satellite sites - We Hate Social Media, JoshFlix, and JoshTube. With 246 billion dollars and the entire internet's userbase under his belt, Elgioh deleted everything, destroying the entire internet. He and Chad then took the cash and ran.