DNSFPD

"“Just so long as it feels horribly claustrophobic, then we’re good to go.” - Elgioh on design" The Definitely Not San Francisco Police Department is the primary law enforcement agency of a city which is definitely not San Francisco. The city made the unfortunate decision of placing a disguised Elgioh in charge, and during his rule they shared his nightmarish facilities with the Fire and Emergency Medical departments and were generally terrible.

At first the precinct was designed in a “Bohemian” style, with disconnected buildings such as bathrooms and SWAT armories completely visible to the public. Shaped like an “SF”, for San Francisco, the two main buildings were packed with various law enforcement equipment purchased from IKEA. This initial version was demolished when Elgioh decided to replace all the hallways with bathrooms.

The DNSFPD managed various emergencies – such as arguments between neighbors, shootouts, and traveling merchants being boarded by pirates. At its peak, it employed 782 officers.

Grace attempted the infiltrate the station under the last name “Hickman” but was immediately discovered. Despite being forced to respond to all emergencies during a continuous 48-hour shift, Grace successfully solved them all and earned the title “the ultimate police officer” from Elgioh. Impressed, he extended her shift to about 308 days.