WTF DO WE EVEN SELL HERE

WTF DO WE EVEN SELL HERE was a ratty old shop shoppe in a supernatural town with a very confused inventory. With aid from the horrifically tacky and alcoholic Lord RipsYouOff, Elgioh exploited the town's bizarre properties to duplicate matter and become a millionaire.

Structure
Initially a ragged single-story shed, Elgioh's profits allowed the building to be expanded with several wings and a second level, and unused except to store potted plants. To encourage customers to come in, the doors were permanently wedged open with tables. Inventory was displayed on said tables until the people led an anti-table revolt, forcing Elgioh to replace them with shelves. Wares included incredibly tiny water bottles, singular red apples, egg and bacon breakfasts, and eldritch weaponry.

Inhabitants
The people of the surrounding town exhibited many strange behaviors during Elgioh's visit, phasing in and out of reality and through physical objects. They used this ability to become the only people known to have defeated one of Elgioh's infamous mazes. Though thievery was common and Elgioh occasionally slaughtered customers on a whim, public perception of WTF DO WE EVEN SELL HERE was generally positive.